Wednesday, September 3, 2008

I don't know

Three amazing words.

In many cases, hearing these words creates a lack of confidence about your situation.

Sales Weasel Management knows this and as a consequence, the training for sales weasels at many many retailers requires that those words be stricken from the weasels' vocabularies. In sales courses born from actual automobile dealerships, techniques are pushed to effectively just plain make stuff up instead of using the three magic words.

But when you go into guitar walmart, you'll notice theres always that one guy in the store. He certainly doesnt look as nice as the rest of his fellow weasels. His shirt may be untucked. His hair messier. He may have dirt marks from getting underneath gear, or picking up boxes to look for something. But there's one dead giveaway. He's the one guy in the store that has a line of people waiting to talk to him, while the rest of the weasels are hustling for people to con.

This is the one guy in the store who uses the words "I don't know". Counterintuitively, this guy actually does know far, far more than the rest of the staff. Often embarrasingly so, earning him the ire of his peers. He won't be there long, spending time to actually learn his job, and taking the time required to honestly and accurately evaluate his customers' needs doesn't earn him as many sales as the rest, though a few make up for it in large single sales.

Look for that guy!

Look out for warning signs from guys that have all the answers, but are clearly just making stuff up, telling you whatever you want to hear to get you to buy that thing.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

right on... I don't know... I've been saying this for so many years! Hell I don't even know how many years anymore!

I once took a white Tee shirt and wrote in black marker "I don't know" on the front... wore it around town and the effect was amazing... I got so many comments from EVERYONE.. all positive.

Clearly people have been trained [bewitched by education?] to NOT say those words and are scared shit-less to say it.

And the sad part is that saying it truly is the doorway to learning.. If I don't know opens the potential of later knowing.

I have a saying about mankind:

"The stupidest thing mankind ever did was to think they were smart"

ah well... on it goes